Extra calories they sho do gimme
The scale, I pretend to not be aware
Cuz what be important, is havin’ a jolly tummy
Though stretchin’ they do, even the underwear
Ah…desserts, munchies and sweets
Can ya really just pass ’em all by?
Today, I again, head straight for them treats
For ’tis not ’til tomorrow, that new diet I shall try!