Roses are red, violets are blue…
Ahem. Ya know, you should stop already with them artificial flowers ‘n glue
Cuz why you gotsto be blue, when there’s certainly other things you can happily do?
No, don’tchu be thinkin’ about gettin’ other kinda flowers, ‘n ones with mo’ petals too
Cuz girl, it’s high time that you should be forgettin’ about that foo
That’s right, girl! Throw that faux bouquet away, ‘n go treat yoself to a new hairdo!